Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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