Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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