its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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