sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Non-Jews are for practice
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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