remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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