Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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