The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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