yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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