there was a trapeze. enough said
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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