i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
soo... how was my night?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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