using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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