I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You are a genius and a whore.
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