Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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