before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The beer is more important than you right now.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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