we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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