is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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