Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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