eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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