The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize
