"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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