You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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