so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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