: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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