Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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