Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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