i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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