She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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