We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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