its not stalking. its research.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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