I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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