they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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