Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Drake has all the answers
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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