just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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