and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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