Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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