i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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