Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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