okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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