Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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