Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You're a waste of cheezeits
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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