return my video game
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
What drink are we having for lunch?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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