Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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