did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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