I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
soo... how was my night?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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