I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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