I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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