so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
