The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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