oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
When did angry sex become our thing?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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