Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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