I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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